"Clap if you believe in fairies!"

                       - Peter Pan

Okay. Something about that quotation sounds not quite right. Starting with "clap."

Something about this birthday Roast of Robert Glasscock
by William Norman sounds not quite right.
Whole thing, in fact.

Nevertheless, thanks to popular requests
and despite threatened lawsuits from Mr. Glasscock
(no public defender will accept the case),
we present in its entirety
the Class of '62's poet laureate,
William Norman,
pontificating on pontificator's birthday.

(Stop perusing our annual for "William Norman."
Our poet laureate never set foot in Pine Bluff.
He's from Crossett.
He had the good sense to marry into our class:
Yes, he's "Mr. Clair McClain Norman.")

"A Guy Named Glass"