Usually inspired by male bonding (increases World Peace and stuff) . . . our involuntary gag reflex kicks in when . . .

Johnny Green & Bill Norman
bleat heartfelt rendition of
"Theme from 'Brokeback Mountain'."

Not a dry eye in house.

Pretty much cleared house, actually.

Still, aren't they cute together?

WHO?

WHO has disastrous "Depends Overflow" moment, reacting to "Brokeback Mountain" medley (left).

Robert Shannon? Donna Stephens?
Or Becky Hill?

One guess.

"Like a Virgin"

Well, like Madonna, anyway.

Ellen McClain's "Life Path" is a Six.

We have no idea what that means and neither do you. But it's a Six.
And its color is Purple.

Which explains why Ellen impulsively shares explorations into Kabbala (like Madonna) to bewildered Christian Zebra classmates, with impromptu dance lesson in horah.

Mazel tov.

How Does He Do It?

Ronnie Jones wins "Best In Show" every Reunion.

This year he brought not one but TWO gorgeous and vivacious dates! Nita McBee and Rosemary Robinson! He won again!

To be perfectly honest, THM has been pissed with this annual "Best In Show" rigged election . . . until now.

Compassionate understanding dawns.

Ronnie's secret with women? Good looks? Personality? Money? Physique? Impeccable fashion sense?

Uh-uh.

Dude sports name tag. They remember him next morning.

(Note to self . . . .)

DIGNITY

Sums up the Class of '62.

Unfortunately, NONE of us are in this picture.

THAT'S the PBHS String Ensemble, who performed at our "Lost Year" screening.

No jokes here, Zebras.

It was Magic.

POOPED!

After perhaps one-too-many refreshing beverages, Sondra Hercher regales Becky Roberts with glowing end-of-night reminiscences of days she (Sondra) used to date Billy (Becky's husband).

Becky either not amused, or snoring.

Hard to tell from here.

"I let him choose his own ties."

No name-tags? No-no.

'Course, that shirt-tie combo pings "Rusty Rye" for Eternity.

Rusty? Pink & Lavendar?
You're officially FABULOUS.

"What's great is you get to dance with people you're not married to but you have this sort of Hallmark Card relationship with. You know. No sex. No marriage. No divorce. No child support. No bankruptcy. You know. The Path Not Trod."

That's what Reunions are all about.

Bill Hall, Faye Stewart, Clair McClain and Sam Tinsley = Living Proof.

"I learned long ago, a strategically placed arm forestalls a myriad of advances from married men." - Peggy Price

Note Peggy's right arm. From here, she can deliver either a temporarily disabling   Crotch Crunch or more permanently Facial Fracture -- to render perhaps overly "reminiscent" David Levi harmless.

Steady smiles? Name-tag conformity?
Big pluses.

Smoove.

Yet SEETHING with tension. Excitement!

ONE TINY ETIQUETTENESS
QUIBBLE, ANN . . .

The fork is used by the "right" hand in America. Left-forking is only appropriate in the UK and Europe.
Double-forking appropriate only in
trailer parks.

You're welcome.

P.S.: Name-tags unheard-of among European royalty.

KARAOKE WINNERS!

Holiday Inn. "Buccaneer Lounge."
Bossier City.

To Ike & Tina Turner's "Nutbush City Limits."

You hadda be there, but KayLee were tore down.

Renowned cardioligist marries his nurse?

Ho-hum.

Wife publicly toasts hubby's vasectomy with Cuervo Gold?

Priceless.

TONY ORLANDO & DAWN

On way to car to smoke something harmonize to "Tie A Yellow Ribbon!"

SHORTS?

Will you EVER get it together, Bob?
(Time's a'wastin'.)

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!

This is SO scary.

Just 'cause John Prudhomme and Connie Varner own a Taiwanese condom factory doesn't mean our website is theirs for blatant free advertising.

Though, if our site stands for ANYTHING,
it's cheap protection.

No wonder Prudhommes have homes in four countries and three coastal regions, to which we've never been invited.

SOUL MATES

Heartwarming reunion of Jim Patterson, Fred Davis, Bob Cloar and David Levi
somewhat marred by Judge Davis'
two-fingered levity.

Still, touchy-feely male bonding at its finest. Unselfconscious Laying on of Hands, and stuff.

Plus, (Bonus Points!)
everybody has on name-tag.

Gail Pippin PROUDLY tells world's filthiest joke.

Becky Hill and Judy Formby love it.

Ronnie Jones uncertain he gets it.

A veritable SEA of name-tags.

We kvell.

SHOWGIRLS REUNITE!

"News You Never Knew!"

Kathy Shinall, Janice Cason and Judy Formby strutted their stuff in Las Vegas during the mid-to-late '60s in shows like "Follies Bergere" and "Lido de Paris."

Clearly, they still can. Can.

Plus, thankfully, strategically placed name-tags. Always a crowd-pleaser.

McGUIRE SISTERS!

A capella rendition of, "Sugar in the Morning, Sugar in the Evening,"
got Peggy Price, Jean Jinks and Jo Ann Johnston eighty-sixed from Little Rock airport, shown here.

Another "Moment of Pride" from our 45th Reunion Weekend!

You're welcome.

THE REAL SANTA CLAUS

reindeered in to, uh, "deliver present."

To, uh, grown women.

We get it, "Santa."

Childhood illusions? Gone with wind.

Yes, Santa's beard and lap are real.

Are we ticked? Kinda.
More we think about it . . . .

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!

Ringing your doorbell this Fall! Ding-Dong!

"How many dozen 'Scotch and Soda Macaroons?'"

"Ten-percent discount on a case-order of 'Tequila Sunrise Frosted Sugar Cookies?"

Suzi Schrantz or Mara Levi look like Girl Scouts by YOU?

Copy info from their name-tags and phone 911 IMMEDIATELY if either shows at your door on Halloween.

Or, for that matter, any OTHER day of the endless Girl Scout Cookie Drives,
should one or both of above vixens ring your chimes.